1. Move to Alaska!
2. Give Thai food a shot.
3. Put on all the fucking weight I want!
4. Bet a grand on one hand of Blackjack.
5. Get back in the dating game.
6. Tell a Dallas Cowboys fan to go fuck themselves.
7. Buy a boat and give it a dumb name.
8. Buy a harley.
9. Learn to ride a harley.
10. Go see those green aurora bora lights or whatever they're called.
11. See what all the fuss is about Rome.
12. Visit my daughter and grandkids in Australia.
13. Bust my son-in-laws balls.
14. Have the dance I should've had with my daughter at her wedding.

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